It wouldn't be so bad to be a boat.: Archive

Fuck my theme in the face. It’s as good as it’s going to get. I’m going to bed now. (probably not.)

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Always reblog. Always. Aaaaaalways. “I’ll suck four dicks if I want to. These lips aren’t plump and juicy for aesthetics. I’ll suck a dick if I want to and you’re gonna respect me or I’m gonna cut off yours.”

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This is useless.

I normally like to say I’m pretty simplistic. However, lately I’ve been starting to feel that isn’t quite the right description. I am a decent person who would give you the shirt off her back if you asked. I care deeply for the people I let get close to me, which brings me to a recent developing life issue: I’m only emotionally close with a whopping 7 people. There are certain things...

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This was better than the first one. Yep.

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Anonymous asked: Whats your tattoo + why did you get it...

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Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED

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I got a new theme and I worked on it for like an hour. And I hate it.

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Anonymous asked: 16, 17, 18, 19.

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Anonymous asked: you and ken sould break up. he has a thing for nataly anyways.

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“My body is a temple where I’ve burned so many scriptures I see smoke every time...”

– Andrea Gibson, Stay (via anxiousandawkward)

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Brianna is a tricky trolling bitch.

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Anonymous asked: 50-100

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Anonymous asked: 1-50

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dudewheresmytardis: there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.

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I think I just got recruited into a cult.

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Sex while camping? That's fucking in tents.

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kenvallejos replied to your photo: Remember when planking was thebomb.com? I could… Planking was never cool! YES IT WAS! I’m going to make it come back and be a thing again. Just wait. Juuuuust wait.

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Anonymous asked: I WANNNA SHA BOOM BOOM IN YOUR ROOM ROOM

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world: france stop it
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world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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france: hundred.