This is what a college dorm fridge looks like. My roommate and I own this fridge.

Contents include:

• 1 bottle of water
• 3 cups of yogurt
• String cheese
• Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
• An empty bottle of water
• Queso dip
• Ranch dip
• Salsa
• 2 bottles of peanut sauce
• Soy sauce
• Jelly
• An empty Snapple bottle
• 1 stick of butter
• 2 packets of yellow peppers from In-N-Out Burger

We’re broke. And hungry. We have nothing to eat with our condiments.

Send us food/money/job applications.