It wouldn't be so bad to be a boat.

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otpswillruinyourlife: holmelessblog: deductionswiththedoctor: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:00:37 -0700

holmelessblog:

deductionswiththedoctor:

carexofxmagicalxcreatures:

#lol no filter!1111!! (taken by instagram)

#natural hair

temp no make up lol #beauty #natural #bold #fierce #healthy #fashion #love

#blast from the past # vintage #i look so indie in this omg # look at my bowtie # bowties r cool

she-killed-sirius: c-d-e: lumos5000: Friendly reminder that while Eleven was here Nine and Rose...

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:00:24 -0700

she-killed-sirius:

c-d-e:

lumos5000:

Friendly reminder that while Eleven was here

Nine and Rose were up here

The same day, two different regenerations

why am i crying

kevinfranzisamonster: Humans are stubborn and rigid creatures,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:25:54 -0700

kevinfranzisamonster:

Humans are stubborn and rigid creatures, not prone to change. I am no exception to this. But I’m trying.

godonaflatbread: kitten-burrito: mr-egbutt: mr-egbutt: Now,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:24 -0700

godonaflatbread:

kitten-burrito:

mr-egbutt:

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.

But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.

Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.

For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.

Oh my, are you saying the young man in those gifs is actually you, oh…wow…

first guy is struggling with the first first button
then comes this young man going “LOOK AT MY MAGIC FINGERS”

“They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:37 -0700

“They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true.”

sonicdreams: Then why’d you try to fuck him like a bitch,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:38 -0700

sonicdreams:

Then why’d you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

"1. I say, ‘I am fat.’ He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’ I wonder why I cannot be both. He kisses me..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:50:53 -0700

“

1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.

2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.

3.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.

4.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.

5.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.

6.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.

7.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.

8.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.

9.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.

10.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
hard.

”

- Rachel Wiley (via loveyourchaos)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 08:00:49 -0700

Old Spice has the best commercials. (x)

Mon, 20 May 2013 04:00:38 -0700

Old Spice has the best commercials. (x)

supernaturalwings: mishawinsexster: 8.08 was the best the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:00:36 -0700

supernaturalwings:

mishawinsexster:

8.08 was the best

the comic sans man, were they even trying

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evilsoutherngentleman: cosmic-cunnilingus: zenpencils: Vincent...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:00:21 -0700

evilsoutherngentleman:

cosmic-cunnilingus:

zenpencils:

Vincent Van Gogh - ‘In spite of everything’

this is beautiful

I have a lot of deep and personal feelings about this. It is going to take me a minute, the wind has been knocked form me.

"Finding you was like coming home."

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:00:41 -0700

“Finding you was like coming home.”

- 6-Word Story #81 (via writingsforwinter)

b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: when he was a young warthog WHEN I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:00:41 -0700

b0oobs:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

letstalkaboutdisney:

when he was a young warthog

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG

very nice

thanks

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:00:44 -0700

thecontentsofmysoul: shit just got real

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:00:34 -0700

thecontentsofmysoul:

shit just got real

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